odin, save me from this show.
Give me $500
I’m all caught up on Vikings.
Oh man I love it.
Sorry for the lazy background.
"you can’t be asexual humans have an instinctual need to mate"
"lol r u plant do u reproduce by budding?"
"you just haven’t found the right person"
"have you see a doctor?"
"you’re just trapped in the closet"
"cool. wanna get pizza?"
Hollywood’s favorite gay couple :)
Macklemore has a wife, Tricia Davis. Sorry, but if you’re trying to say that Macklemore and Ryan Lewis is gay, just please stop.
just because they are a gay couple doesn’t mean you have to refer to Ryan Lewis as his ‘wife’ or ‘Tricia Davis’ grow up
Hercules confirms he and Ariel are cousins (x)
small things to do that make your mind feel clearer
- close all your internet tabs except the one you’re using
- delete all your text messages
- delete negative people from social networks
- throw some things away. just throw them away
- tidy your desk. make a blank surface
- drink 3 glasses of water
- open the curtains
- wash your face and brush your teeth
#Jack was actually the Professor’s ancestor #but after being sent to the future the Professor was then never born #therefore never made the Powerpuff girls #and the forces of evil were free to destroy the world
oh shit son.
My mouth just dropped